Fatt Kidd Rules

First of all, I stole the "fatt kidd" thing from a friend. Second, I am allowed to use that phrase because I am a fatt kidd, and have been my entire life.

Now, on to the topic at hand...

Fatt kidds wearing hideous clothing. Seriously people...just because it comes in a size 5X, doesn't mean you need to buy and then wear it. Halter tops, tube tops, low riding jeans, extra tight pants, extra tight shirts, going without supportive undergarments, "belly shirts," and any other piece of clothing that is suitable only for people who wear a single digit clothing size...those things are not, I repeat, NOT acceptable for you to wear.

Oh, I know that people will throw their arms up and protest. They will say that I'm damaging my own kind or something like that. They will argue that I'm jealous of their "self esteem." That's fine. Say what you want. After all, I just did. However, ask anyone with a set of eyeballs if they really want to see that. Also, how is that possibly making big girls look any more attractive? Seriously. If you need it, I will start a national fundraising campaign to help you buy appropriate clothing. I will call it "Cover the Fatt Kidds."

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Welcome to the dorkiness

Okay, so after reading other blogs by other friends, I decided I had to have one, too. (Blog envy. I think it's right up there behind penis envy.) Sadly, my blog may not be as exciting as everyone else's because my life is much more boring. (Or less interesting, whichever sounds the least pitiful.) However, if you love me, you will read nonetheless. (Just kidding...you are never held here against your will.) And now, and introduction to this blog...

This blog is about nothing in particular. Just some random things that cross my mind from time to time. Perhaps a bit about my daily life as well. Perhaps not. It just depends on what's in my head that day. The title is based on two things...1. all thoughts here are random...2. I'm a dork.

Consider yourself warned.